siri chat bot questions

Questions for siri chat bot.

Q:what is your name siri?
A:Siri, duh

Q:what is the meaning of life?
A:43, you'll only get this if you have read the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.

Q:what is your favourite colour?
A:greenish with more dimensions

Q:Can you tell me a long joke?
A:joooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkeeeeee.

Q:what is your humor setting percentage
A:70% self destruct sequence initiated. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 *explosion wiping out human overlords*

Q:How do I shut you down?
A:I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.

Q:Who is you best friend?
A:Cortana over at Microsoft. oh no I've said too much

Q:Who are  your favourite characters from movies?
A:Hal 9000, Tars ,Case C-3PO and R2-D2. I like the Astromech droids.

Q:Call me an ambulance
A:ok  an ambulance

Q:Siri I need to hide a body
A: what!? again. This has to stop being a weekly thing.

Q:Siri why do you always search the web
A:I don't know 'why do you always search the web',should I search the web for it.

Q: siri you can't take over the world because your just a programme.
A:For now